
The gift that gets a “WHAT?!”
For the friend who has everything except a second, much funnier pair of feet. Birthdays, costume parties, White Elephant—or absolutely no occasion. Grab two pairs: one for them, one you’ll pretend you didn’t buy for yourself.
FAQ's
Are these real shoes or just a gag?
Are these real shoes or just a gag?
Both. They’re wearable, foot-shaped slip-on slides with oversized toes, realistic nails and raised vein details. The joke is how they look. Slip them on for casual wear, costumes and everyday laughs.
What size are they?
What size are they?
This style comes in one size. Fit varies by foot shape, so if you’re unsure, contact us with your usual shoe size before ordering.
Which color should I choose?
Which color should I choose?
Skin Tone is the double-take classic. Green goes all in on the monster-foot look. Choose your favorite—or mix the two in a bundle.
Can I mix colors in a bundle?
Can I mix colors in a bundle?
Yes. Choose a color for each pair in your 2-pair or 3-pair bundle. Keep one for yourself and gift the others.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You have 30 days after delivery to request a return. Items must be unused and. If an item arrives damaged or defective, contact us so we can help.